Sure, we all love jokes, but nothing is more clever than an anti-joke. Here's some of the best ones I've read:
A horse walks into a bar..... This was a huge concern for several patrons of the bar, who promptly left, spotting the potential danger of the situation.
An Irishman walks out of the bar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
RED PAINTI still remember my grandpa's last words before he kicked the bucket, he said,
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"A group of Mexicans sit in the back of a car.
They were carpooling to save money on gas.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheelsWhy did little Timmy fail his test?
Because his mother threw a fridge at him.
Stay tuned for the world's LONGEST joke, coming soon. ;]