Being a Steemian have been awesome and interesting in many ways.
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But recently, i think Steemit have alter my DNA that i now apply Steemit to almost all my activities everyday.
These following conversations took place between my Dad and i;-
Dad: Junior
Me: Yes Dad
Dad: Can you get my car keys? I would like both of us to go out together.
Me: Okay
In the car
Me: Ned?
Dad: Hmm?
Me: I mean Dad
Dad: Okay...
Me: Are we going to the store to get some Steem power?
Dad: what???
Me: I mean some soda?
Dad: Yeah
Me: Okay
Dad: Are you okay son?
Me: Yeah i guess
Dad: You look disturbed, i hope you are good?
Me: Sure, i am okay. With a high Reputation, i should be.
On getting to the store, i met a beautiful girl and she asked me to introduce myself.
These was the conversation between the girl and i:-
Girl: Hi,i am Tonia and you are?
Me: Hi Tonia, my name is 
Girl: ???
Me: Yeah, i really Upvote you and i hope you Upvote me too. I can take my time to Resteem you so that my Dad can know you.
Girl: “feeling uncomfortable”
Girl: What are you talking about? You talking weird
Me: Weird? Not at all, i hope you will get to see my Dad soon. He is in the store getting some Steem powers. If you can hang around a little longer, you may get some Curators reward.
Girl: Am outta here
Me: Come on wait...
Unknowing my Dad is behind me all the time
Me: Please wait Tonia, i will like to know you more. Don’t take me as a Minnow, my Dad is a Whale.
“Voice from behind”
Dad: That’s it. You need to see the doctor.
Behold fellow Steemians, i posted this from the psychiatric hospital. You know why??
When we got to the hospital, the doctor asked me if i am under any distress and my reply was “My voting power is 100%**.
PLEASE VISIT ME AT THE HOSPITAL WHEN YOU ARE FREE.
