When I was in 2nd grade my sister would always come to me and ask me a definition of a word. You don't know this about me, but I have to say i'm dog shit at vocabulary so when my sister asked me what copious means I would play it cool saying" Ya copious.... look at the root of the word cop so what is a cop?" my sister would reply" a person who put's bad guys away" I would call her an idiot and tell her the true meaning" Rachel a cop is the latin word for dick so copious is a huge dick". I preceded to do this till about 4th grade until my parents found my sister calling everyone a cunt thinking they were praising them on their hair.... man they were pissed. Although during this time I learned how easy it is to get people to believe stupid stuff. So I taught my sister about god and how if you did good things when you die you will go to an amazing place where everyone has a mansion, man she was my slave. If I wanted anything I would ask her and if she said no I would give her a good"God is always watching" that would change her mind quick. I had money, power, and a slave then I thought how can I expand this? I decided to try this on my mom when I wanted the new Halo " hey mom you know theirs a person named god and if you do good things you can go to heaven" she replied with the "uhhu you ain't getting the new halo". I thought to myself "dam why doesn't this work" and decided to try it on my 6 year old neighbor worked without a hitch and I got myself $5. I noticed you have to get them when their young and idiot's. I continued to do this to an small child I found(I still do today although I stopped asked for their money for the most part). It wasn't till next year when I found out about the Catholic church to find out that I was only a small pebble in a large pool.
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