A young man asked his 90 yr old father if he was keeping up with the news. This was his reply;
Father: Yeah and it's all "Fake News" President Trump put KevinHart up for "The TeamSport Nominee"
Then President Trump started "TradinWalls" with China seems he loves "Walls" they started calling him "Ole Hoarder Walls"
And lastly Trump is trying to put an end to the "MS Thirteen Pageant " poor little girls. It's all "Fake News" son, It's all "Fake News"