So I have told you yesterday that my daughter enjoys having blow outs in the Diapers. Never thought I would be talking about poop this much outside of middle school, but here we are. My wife was changing her, when the eruption happened, it did not destroy any roads like the volcano in Hawaii, but it was pretty epic.
Poop was everywhere, and I mean everywhere.
It was even on the door, which is about 5 feet away.
After I got it cleaned up, my wife was talking about getting a year pass to the zoo, and I thought it would be great to take her down there, and turn her over with her legs in my had like a gun, and battle the poop throwing monkeys...
Okay they got us on range right now, but we can train to close the gap.