All churches in the UK will be converted from Church Of England to the NHS from the end of the month.
Church phews will be replaced with 'clap zone's' with strict soul distancing enforced, any attempt to initiate human to human empathy will be punished by the almighty matron.
The local village priest will be replaced with a AI triage system, please call the NHS 'prayer line' for information.
Church goers will receive 'covid bible's' upon entry which provide valuable social guidelines and dance routines for tik-tok.
The congregation will be expected to spread the teachings of Bill Gates and the WHO to all disbelievers.
Concerns have been raised about the sudden switch but the NHS says that God has tested positive for covid-19, along with several pieces of fruit and has therefore been quarantined.
Greta Thunberg has been touted as a replacement but nobody will know until Jesus has been tested as well as the holy spirit who is more at risk due to old age.