Great Milord, I'm here to ask for your attention, for a problem here on our planet.
We know that you are the one that can take the faith of the planet, and i think you don't want that someone else will have the power to destroy this planet, if this will never be you.
So this is the request.
Please talk to Vogons and discourage them to destroy this planet, to build the intergalactic highway, not for the value of this planet, or for the lives on it, but for a much more important question.
Probably they didn't consider the perspective and the neighborhoods here around, please, imagine when here there will be the galactic gas station, and all the galactic ships, will stop to refuel protonic gas, and parents or kids will watch outside the windows, while waiting the completion of the refuel, and see this :
Hey man ! A planet with rings... i mean, a stupid planet with rings !!!
Do you want that your kids, will see this crazy thing, and risk crazines, just because they watched outside by mistake !!!
So please, please, please stop this to avoid millions of persons that will suffer from brain damage !!!
And don't permit to Vogons to have rights to destroy this planet against you.
Your devote servant.
Credits : Star Wars, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, NASA images.