Okay are you ready? ¿Están listos?
I got something for ya, it's a project for laugh every day or week or hour, depending of your mood :p
Tengo algo para uds, un proyecto para que se rían cada día semana, u hora, dependiendo de vuestro humor :p
What it is?--------------------------> Historias cortas, tuyas , mías o nuestras
¿Qué es lo que es? ---------------> Short stories, mine yours or ours
Goal /Meta : Reírse/ Laugh. Simple. As life and chorizos <3
Today, I have the watermelon story, 1000% out of 100% of truth
Hoy, les tengo la historia de la patilla, 1000% de certeza de 100%
¡Pillen!
THE ENEMY /EL ENEMIGO
Let's start with the legend, my dear Abuelita, told me how his father was working in a Conuco and then after a hard day of work, at midday he drank a watermelon juice and died afterwards. Therefore, she said that watermelon was evil, she avoided eating it, and she even didn't like that we ate it, specially when we had a cold because that fruit was "cold". Some pictures so you get the idea:
The Abuelita
A conuco
The enemy...
My recent story with the enemy, I was taking a shower with the rain and eating the enemy, a slice of it, I put it on a murito and then when I wanted to take another bite I was electrified with its power!!
Here's a Murito :
it's for real, I was electrified by a slice of watermelon. This is no joke...my sis 
Here you can listen to the whole story in spanish, since I passed this audio to a friend.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwPK-X5SS_DecC1OeXBtM1E1NmM/view?usp=sharing
Remember,¡ Be careful of el Enemigo!
Hope you liked the REAL story, remember to have a good day and laugh, who wants to be a raisin?