To buy a hamster in the flower and bird market, to try the rat man, he pretended not to understand the question: "can two hamsters be kept in a cage?"
The rat dealer sincerely said, "no, two in a cage will fight."
I was thinking of having a conscience, and the rat seller added, "why don't you buy three of them, and then there will be a quarrel between the two."
（到花鸟市场买仓鼠，想试试鼠贩人品，就装作不懂问：“请问两只仓鼠可以在一个笼子里养吗？”
鼠贩诚恳地说：“不行啊，两只在一个笼子里是会打架的。”
心里正在想遇上有良知的了，鼠贩又补充了一句：“要不你买三只吧，这样那两只打架的时候还有人劝架。”）
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