These movie synopsis translations from my China Southern flight are a strange mix of poor english, creativity, and the classic Chinese bluntness.
Sidenote - I didn't watch any of these.
Here are a few special quotes taken from the screenshots further down:
"A Lannister always pays his debts" - this movie is not Game of Thrones related.
"Gorgeous gangster life"
"most importantly never stops showing off muscles"
"cherishing the dedicated actors while feasting your eyes"
In Emma Watson's Colonia, the synopsis discusses the secret police abducting people then the quote actually says, "such a horrible history is not far away from us." Well I guess these synopses were not state sponsored. Surprised that slipped through the cracks.
"Zeta Jones beauty is still stunning" Ouch.
and finally...
"High paced action boasts 107 minute climax"
I wish.
There's many more gems in there, check them out below.
Thanks!
