It would be a humanitarian nightmare! Being bought and sold into slavery and constant neglect from their teenage masters. Parts pulled from one car and solved into another, just the thought of a living car makes me feel sorry for my own. Thinking of all the boogers under the seats and the crumbs in all of the cracks it is almost embarrassing. Also how would they have sex? If all this sounds dumb then you try watching the movie cars with a child for the 30th time and not try to entertain yourself.
