Two friends went out alone, without their husbands. Back in the early morning, exhausted by the drunkenness, they felt like peeing, but the only thing nearby was a cemetery. They decided to duck and do it.
The first one did not find that to dry, so she wiped herself with her underwear and threw it away.
The second one also did not find what, so she grabbed the ribbon of a wreath belonging to a last funeral and wiped herself with it.
The next morning the husbands call and one says to the other:
- This is the last straw, I'm even the eggs of the outputs of these two. Now everything is over, imagine getting home without panties at 4:00 in the morning.
And the other answers:
- You're lucky, and I do not know what you're complaining about. At least yours arrived without panties. My wife came with a card in the ass that said:
"We will never forget you, with love from your coworkers."
