So...... i stayed up way to late drinking more than is reasonable to drink on a Sunday night.... its fair to say i feel less than perfect this morning. It got me thinking tho..... why do hangovers even still exist? In this modern day with technology, internet pornog and robots... why the fuck are we still having hangovers? I mean if as a species we can wipe out diseases.... fly a rocket ship to the moon, turn a guy into a girl, build beef burgers in laboratories.... why hasn’t anyone made a pill that cures/stops hangovers?
My personal theory is that such a pill must exist.... but the deep state knows if it ever reaches the public.... we are never going to be sober or productive again.
Artists impression of me this morning below....
