On days it moons,
And when it swoons.
When Asia turns it upside down,
And talk of tulips makes it frown.
I used to read the mainstream news,
And suffer from the normie blues,
Now I watch with rapt attention,
Greens, reds and wallet suspension.
I’m grateful for crypto,
It makes me smile,
And may just put my kids through college,
After a while.