If my dad was alive to see what I am writing right now, he would probably kill me. But today is different time than 30 years ago and I claim that a man can be a "househusband" to a successful and very rich businesswoman without being sissy or coot! These are my reasons why I could be that:
01. I lived completely alone for eight years and in that period I learned to take care of myself. I keep my place clean and orderly. I'm not a "cleaning freak" and you would probably find a lot of dirt under the couch, but nothing serious.
02. I cook everything! You wanna cooked, baked, fried, roasted? I can do it all and you will lick your fingers. I enjoy cooking, I'm very experienced, but I prepare meals with my hands, definitely yes in underwear. My kitchen is "men's kitchen", and it includes a lot of red meat, fish and vegetables! I always make big mess in my kitchen, but clean it later.
03. I have both, college education and street education. It is useful for raising the kids, it cannot be bad when you have a father who experienced good and bad side of life!
04. I can paint walls, break them down, then build new ones, I can install electricity into apartment, install pipes into walls, set ceramic tiles, set parquet and fix washing mashine.
05. Kids love me! When I talk to two years old kid, I have two years too! Kids of all ages find me interesting and listen to me. But I can be very authoritative also, so they must respect me!
06. When I drive, you always get on your meeting on time! I have never flied an airplane, but if we were in airplane with ten other people and with dead pilot, I wouldn't let anybody to take controles of the plane, but - myself! I was born for this kind of things.
07. I act very protective to people I love! I'm not a guy with an apron and if someone touchs my family, I turn in some kind of werewolf, I cannot describe it, but it is better to avoid these situations!
08. I am very resourceful and I react quickly. If my "business - wife" loses her job, I would take control in my hands without waiting a second. I have great biography and education, but in the same time, I can earn money in dozen ways without having a job!
09. I have need for exercise but I have a lot of extra energy, so I can provide rich, wild and creative sexual life, which is the best possible treatment for this business ladies after stressful day on their jobs.
10. I am not expensive! All I need is a joint or two every night when everybody goes to sleep!