“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." - Steven Wright

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam!

Bob left work one Friday evening.

But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spent his entire paycheck.

When he finally showed up at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)

“Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow! But it means that they have the ability to deal with it.” -- WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

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