“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” - Reba McEntire
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender pours them and the man immediately downs them one after another.
The bartender says, "Are you ok? I’ve never seen anyone drink like that.”
The man replied, “If you had what I have you would drink like that too.”
The bartender asks, “That’s rough, what do you have?”
The man replies, “About $.50”.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!
(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” George Carlin
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