William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
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Martin Scorsese got skunked at the Oscars, and now having second thoughts on the portrayal of unions in his movie, The Irishman, is launching an “Apology Tour”. He has called Union bosses throughout the country requesting a meet and greet with their members so he can apologize face to face.
Eric Trump, getting wind of this, immediately contacted Sikelia Productions, Scorsese’s production company, requesting that his dad be allowed to join Scorsese on the tour, and say a few words to the Union members himself.
Scorsese’s response was classic.
“Absolutely,” Scorsese replied. “Tell your dad he is welcome to come along. Glad to have him. I’ll arrange a special seat on stage for him and he can sit on it and rotate.”
Eric, completely missing the implication of “sit and rotate” excitedly took the idea to his father, who shouted, “Sign me up for that!”
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