William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
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I hesitate to report this, just because it’s so sleazy (perhaps to be expected) but I am told it is absolutely true. In the wake of it being discovered that Mitt Romney had a secret Twitter account, tweeting under the pseudonym Pierre Delecto, it turns out Trump had one too!
Our Twitter Monitoring Dept. at CNS has turned up something that had been long rumored, but until now remained under the radar, known only to such Trump party buddies as Jeffry Epstein, and long time associates like Mike Tyson and Larry King. As a mater of fact, it was first turned up in sealed court documents concerning Mr. Epstein.
Trump started this Twitter account in late 2006, going incognito under the name Dangerous Donny Dangle. He posted mostly pictures of beautiful women, models from Playboy, Fredericks of Hollywood, and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues.
At first he posted these pictures under which he wrote terms like Conquered!, Double Score!, and Easy Peasy!. After receiving threats of lawsuits from the models or their representatives, he later switched to the strategy of writing these same terms over their faces, to make them essentially unrecognizable. They did generate a few lawsuits still, but he just handed them off to his lawyers and none were successful against him. Successful or not, that wouldn't have stopped him, as he continues to do that today.
I have contacted the White House about this, and have yet to receive a response.
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