Hello everyone this is the part 2 of yesterday's post that is about my problem with smokers
In case you wanna check it out click here
In today's post we gonna see the types of smokers i usually meet in a closed space like a cafeteria,bar,club,tavern
Types of Smokers
1) The Wannabe Cool Guy
This and the next type are by far the worst in my personal list. The cool guy or girl is that fucking kid we had back in our school days who started out smoking just because ''it was cool''. Both in his mind and in the minds of other stupids ones, or immature if you like, smoking from an early age was considered the new type of badass. That logic is deep inside his/her mind and wherever he/she is, smoking is a must forgetting that his/her kid days are off.
Fast way to deal with them: alcohol in their faces and burn it with their lighter.
2) Wise man
The wise man is relatively same with the cool guy as they both start smoking from a young age and the main reason was to ''seem cool''. Although the wise man may argue to that and say that in my old days if you didn't smoke you weren't a man. If you try to reason with him you will lose your mind. ''i am older that you i know best'' ''You will never understand me boy'' ''It's a way of life'' or a simple ''fuck you'' will be enough.
Fast way to deal with them: Send a beautiful girl to seduce them and tell them to cut it.
3) The Anxious Lover
This is the only type that i may say ''ok you are forgiven''. Usually they are people who have been stressed out of a situation that happened in their life like an awful short deadline in job or troubles with his kids or his wife dumped him for a rich guy.
Fast way to deal with them: Buy him a drink and talk to him.
4) The ''Only With Friends''
That type not only try to fool us but he/she fools himself/herself. it's that one that only smokes when is surrounded by friends but considering that everyday is with some friend somewhere, smoking is everywhere as well. There are though some rare cases that actually smoke 1-2 max when they are only out with friends and not each time.
Fast way to deal with them: Just punch them, they deserve it.
5) The Fuckboy
This one is really similar to the wannabe cool guy and probably when he/she gets older the wise man title will be his/hers. In a way it's the stupid evolution of wannabe boy. He/she doesn't stop to just the regular cigarettes. In his continuous struggle to act cool you gonna see him/her with all types of cigarettes and for leveling up with cigars. Now probably you won't find any cigars but electronic cigarettes and not because he/she wanna make a change to something ''healthier'' but just because it's the current trend.
Fast way to deal with them: Throw ''accidentally'' in his food or drink a laxative and let the diarrhea do the rest!
6) The Non Stop Smoker
That one is the person that can't even count how many cigarettes he/she have done. His/her speed can only been compared with Flash. Cigarettes are like caramels to this type so if you sit close to him/her, after a while you will have the one time opportunity to feel how exactly is to smoke. You unwillingly became a smoker too!
Fast way to deal with them: Buy the most fucked up cigarettes that you gonna find. The ones that you have heard can cause cancer in 2 days and give it to him/her as a present. All in all you will give them exactly what they want and need so it counts as a good act. Heaven we are coming!
Once again this ended up bigger than i expected so i will i have another part tomorrow with their arguments and replies me or my friend have heard with our own ears ( sign of proof ).
If you don't quit smoking as soon as you can you will end up like him!
For the non Greek fans that person is a successful politician that deserves at least a statue made from silver paid by the citizens
Disclaimer
This is intended to be a funny series of posts. Don't follow ''the ways to deal with them'' literally except if you like prison,getting punched or simply death.
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