This is gonna be the last post about smokers but don't worry i have a bunch of problems with a whole lot of things
in case you wanna check out part1 and part1.5 click on them
I am not the type of person to say something to another about smoking while we are in a closed space. In my mindset i think that if he/she can't understand it by himself/herself it would be meaningless to say something. All of this will just lead to a stupid reply from their side and a lot of nerves by mine. Nevertheless i had the chance to listen to some of the arguments and replies of both sides because no everyone can stay quiet like me. Some of my friends too have said ''enough is enough'' and talked in some occasion.
Everytime it starts like this:
"Excuse me would you mind stopping it or just go outside and smoke?" '' it's what the law states''
Replies i have heard:
"fuck off''
(a well mannered person that cares about everyone around him. He was so nice and gentle i suppose it would be really rude to bother him anymore)
" I am the only one who smokes in here?''
(A very smart individual with a great perception of space. After that reply what could we possibly answer back? ''no''? it would just be a game over. Replies like this hide great history behind them! Since elementary school we used this phrase ''teacher i wasn't the only one who talked/cheated/laughing" so imagine how many years he is forging that answer till it becomes the best of the best.)
"I came out to smoke and i will smoke''
(Strong decisive person that knows his wants and needs and nobody not even god himself can take that from him)
'' I don't care about the law''
(a true anarchist! what an honor to meet such a person. i am 100% certain, no no i bet my life no law can bind him, he doesn't obey to the systemic laws, he just do whatever he wants in this so called society)
'' I fuck the rules''
(If the last one was an anarchist, he is his boss. Another person that don't follows any rule and law. I am 100% he pays no bills, he doesn't have an ordinary job, bank account, doesn't do his tax declaration and don't even cleaned his room from the age of 10 cause nobody can force him!)
'' You and i gonna have a serious problem''
(calm, with a sense of humor that warns you of what the outcome maybe in 10 minutes from now. A true gentleman that doesn't relay on his physical power but instead in his spiritual one.)
The top one is if you ask a waiter or a barman to say to a smoker to stop it. Although everyone knows you are correct, he/she will look you with desperate eyes like saying " come on what you made me do, you know the outcome'' and he/she later gonna talk to the smoker only to simply take the answer everybody knows and that is ''fuck off''
Disclaimer
This is intended to be a funny series of posts so don't get butthearted!
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