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(1 )
Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean,
10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: "Nine.
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( 2) My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
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(3) A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?
You see,
I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one
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