Here are some bizarre (yet funny) expressions in french :
The French are not “big-headed”… they “fart higher than their ass is located” (Péter plus haut que son cul).
The French don’t “shup someone up”… they “nail someone’s beak” (Clouer le bec de quelqu’un).
The French are not “tired”… they have their head up their ass (Avoir la tête dans le cul).
The French are not “ungrateful”… they “spit in the soup” (Cracher dans la soupe).
The French don’t tell you “to mind your own business”… they tell you “to deal with your own onions” (Occupe-toi de tes oignons).
The French are not “energized”… they have “the potato” or the “French fry” (Avoir la patate/la frite).
The French don’t tell you to “leave them alone”… they tell you to “go and cook yourself an egg” (Aller se faire cuire un œuf).
The French don’t “blow you off”… they “give you the rake” (Se prendre un râteau).
The French don’t call you “idiotic”… they call you “as dumb as a broom” (Être con comme un balai)
French men don’t “sleep around”… they “dip their biscuit” (Tremper son biscuit)
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