There once was a man from DelMonte,
Who fell in love reading Emily Bronte,
Then he discovered that she was dead,
After all the books that he just read,
So now he sells more tinned fruit than you can count, eh!
There once was a man from DelMonte,
Who fell in love reading Emily Bronte,
Then he discovered that she was dead,
After all the books that he just read,
So now he sells more tinned fruit than you can count, eh!