Is that Mr. Himself pictured meditating at the toad's throat chakra? There also appears to be a tiger's face just above his crotch, which would seem kind of suggestive if amphibians didn't fertilize eggs outside of the female's body. Still, I guess when you've got toad legs you've got to overcompensate in some way.
Your writing was ridiculously entertaining, by the way. Mr. Himself - I like that guy.
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