Every night before going to bed I do a post to put a smile on my face, if it puts a smile on your face too, well that is a job well done then, isn't it!
Check out this TV commercial/ad, I remember it very well!
Kind of reminds of the Benny Hill Wishing Well sketch!
Now I know that Benny Hill might be politically incorrect nowadays, but as far as I'm concerned you can feed the political correctness to the crocodiles (hopefully they wont get sick).
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So, in my good ol' tradition I wish a:
Goodnight to everyone where it is night time, Good morning to everyone where it is morning and G'day to everyone else.
Yours truly
Jack
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