The other day/night I cracked a goodnight funny about 's big balls!
So I figured it'ld only be fair that I crack one that all Pomm's out there would appreciate!
After having met so many wonderful people in TeamAustralia here on Steemit, and
decided to go to The Lucky Country, good ol' Down Under, terra Australis, Australia and visit all their mates!
So as they finished of their warm beers, (as we all know Brits like their piss warm) they shook on it and the next day they went and purchased plane tickets.
Upon landing in Australia, they walked on over to the customs lane for foreigners and the customs officer asked
"Do you have a criminal record?"
When both and
reply in the one voice
"We didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
Someone call an ambulance, I am sure that these two blokes are rolling around laughing so hard that they might have a bloody heart attack!
There we have my "Funny" for the day.
Hope it put a smile on everyone's face!
So to finish off this post, in my good ol' tradition I wish a:
Goodnight to everyone where it is night time, Good morning to everyone where it is morning and G'day to everyone else.
Yours truly
Jack
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G'DAY