Arriving home earlier than a business trip, a man walks into a taxi at the airport after midnight. Meanwhile he asks the driver whether he will be a witness, because he suspects his wife is having an affair and is expected to see him in the act.
The driver agreed. When they arrived at the man's house, they both tiptoed into the bedroom and turned on the lights. The husband rushes to the bed, opens the blanket and finds his wife in bed with another man.
When the husband holds the gun to the man's head, his wife shouts, "Do not hurt him.This man has been very generous.Who do you think pay the Porsche I bought for you? He who did! Who do you think is paying for a new home? do!"
The husband looked at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do in a case like this?"
"I'll cover this guy quickly with a blanket before he feels cold!" The driver grinned.