Thank You For Coming In
We understand your time is valuable, and we appreciate you taking the time to see us.
Why did we call you in?
What? You didn't get the memo?
Interesting 🤔
I specifically sent it to you yesterday, is your email address still TonsOfBananas@GoGoGadget.nz.au.co ?
That's a fake email you say?
Well, maybe it's good that I find out this way. 🧐
Can you guess why you're here?
That's right, now you're catching on!
It's February - so you know what that means, right?
THATS RIGHT
It's performance review time
Oh boy see that sad face? That's my sad face.
Sad because I know you've been slacking off.
Just to list a few areas of concern:
- Eating at your workstation
Yes, yes I know that's ME
This photo is for demonstrative and corrective purposes, after all 🧐
- Learning how to Crochet on company time. 🤨 ... on YOUTUBE Of all forsaken websites
😤
You know this is a Dtube exclusive office.
This behavior will not stand!
Oh, oh and the memes!! dont get me started on the MEMES
We have great concern regarding your obsession with influencers, let alone the abysmal quality of your memes.
That's where you must improve!
(Note: The above meme is for demonstrative purposes and should not be mistaken for the low quality content already mentioned)
Here at this fine establishment we maintain strict quality control when it comes to memes.
- Here's what we expect
- Here's what we get.
Well, now you know what to work on you are free to improve!
I'm happy we had this chat, oh, by the way.
No More Youtube
- Keep it spicy 🌶
I hope you enjoyed this bit of silliness. it's super slow here at work, had to fill in the time. 😎
A video will be out later today!
Thanks again,
if you did enjoy, please feel free to follow and upvote 👍
Party on 🤙