Characters
WOMAN
Offstage Voices
(At rise the stage is vacant. WOMAN enters wearing a bathrobe and waving a doggie bone.)
WOMAN
Here, boy. Come on. Where are you? Where's my good boy? (Whistles) Come on. (Whistles) I have your bone. (Whistles) Here, boy. Come here. Come here, Fire. Fire? Where are you? Fire? FIRE?! FIIIIIIIRE!!!
(Sounds of offstage voices, people panicking.)
WOMAN
FIIIIIIIIIRE!!!
(Sounds of sirens)
WOMAN
FIIIIIIIIIRE!!!
(Sounds of sirens and people screaming, people run around the stage.)
WOMAN
FIIIIIIIIIRE!!!
(Louder sounds, etc.)
END OF PLAY