No one ever thinks they will be served divorce papers (unless you're Charlie Sheen). It therefore represents an opportunity for some off-the-cuff responses to a lawyer serving them to you. How would you react? Take a look at some common reactions and see if they fit your personality.
- What the fuck?
- Holy fuck!
- Holy shit!
- That's real shit.
- Wait, I was married?
- But, the children...
- But, the dogs...
- But, the sperm we froze...
- Don't you love me anymore?
- Who gets custody of our French tickler shaped like Winnie the Pooh?
- You found out about me and the nanny? No? Oh, nevermind.
- Well, I guess I deserve this. (Ah, that's the one)