Stressed and broke Americans everywhere are clamoring for the exciting new ICO's, which are said to revolutionize nothing other than the ability to make money over the backs of greater fools.
As one 18 year old basement boy confirms: "What makes ICO's different from other online scams is the way it harnesses the power of gullibility to properly align stupidity and greed," said Kevin, the online ico shiller who constantly spams Telegram and Slack."
Ico's also offer an escape from the damaging effects of traveling to casino's and embarrassing one self in front of the crowd. Now, with a button click away, one can enter their loved one's credit card and be irresponsible without risking greater social stigmatism. It is truly revolutionary, especially if one considers the selling buzzwords.
"Currently addicts seem to be attracted by the buzzwords 'A.I. and immutable' ", said 15 year old ICO organiser John. "We are trying every year to shake things up, but only after we have secured most tokens at 40% or more at presale. People want to take part in something and this future longing gives them the addiction that they so crave".
2018 is expected to be an ICO year since stupidity doesn't seem to run out. ICO's will at last revolutionise the way we see addiction and thus empower our fellow human beings to exert more self-harm than ever.
