I'm speechless. I cannot begin to imagine vermin like us mortals would be allowed to take a vacation at the The Vader Intergalactic Golf Club. Sure, I would sell my kids into slavery just to be able to afford a stay in that wonderful place, but it would be wrong. I'm not worthy, we're not worthy to stay there: breathe the same air and contaminate it, tread on the grass with our filthy shoes to ruin your golf sessions...
No, I think we should only limit ourselves to just send our voluntary contributions to the Club, so they can do whatever it is they need to do in order to make your stay perfect...of course, your stay is perfect wherever you are, because you are perfect, but, still, it is our duty to sacrifice whatever we can for you...
Going on Craigslist to put the useless kids up for sale!