You get to use the word "reefer".
You look cool as shit, like James Franco
All women love it.
Your friends do it.
Gives you something to do with your boring friends.
Makes you smarter.
Makes you more creative.
Makes you more happy, even after the high is gone.
Improves athletic performance
Increases penis.
Everyone loves it.
Nobody will object.
Those who object did not inhale.
Good for family reunions.
Why am I not high while I'm writing this? Oh well.
Good for graduation parties.
Moms love it.
Fire is useful in survival situations.
Being high is useful in survival situations.
You will not waste energy when you're high, unless you think you've invented the next big product.
Cure for anorexia.
Helps you forget about your dumb ass coworkers.
Many are too scared to try it.
You'll understand a cat's mind.
Come up with premium steemit content.
Tastes good.
Everybody loves the smell.
If smoking isn't your thing, you can eat it.
Invincibility.
Good investment.
Good with morning coffee.
Meet more black people.
You can plant your own seeds and then be paranoid for four months until you harvest.
Helps you be more paranoid.
Helps you be indecisive.
Impeccable taste in movies and music.
You will get promoted at your job.
Sex like animal.
Invent new foods by combining existing foods.
Wake and bake is the best thing ever (on days where you don't have obligations).
Memory booster.
Be creative as fuck!
Get paranoid at night, when alone in the house.
Great Icebreaker.
Use the term "grass"
agh, whatever I'll finish this later...
... something to look forward to after a shitty day at work and in traffic
Makes you the most courteous driver in the world.
Learn silly strain names.
Buy weed from college kids way younger than yourself.
Learn to write cryptic text messages about flowers.
Learn to roll joints like a goddamn magician.
For one moment, feel like everything is okay...
