Weird & Funny Excuses For Not Filling Out Tax Returns

My Wife Is Seeing Aliens!!??

"I couldn’t file my return on time as my wife has been seeing aliens and won’t let me enter the house."

Another gentleman who should maybe seek help wrote:-

"My ex-wife left my tax return upstairs, but I suffer from vertigo and can’t go upstairs to retrieve it."

The life of an actor must be very hectic:-

"I’ve been far too busy touring the country with my one-man play."

Maybe this person should change careers:-

"My business doesn’t really do anything."

And finally the old favourite:-

"I spilt coffee on it!"

OK, I'm Paying My Tax But.....

• Vet fees for a rabbit.

• £4.50 for sausage and chips meal expenses for 250 days.

• A three-piece suite for my partner to sit on when I’m doing my accounts.

• Birthday drinks at a Glasgow nightclub.

• Hotel room service – for candles and prosecco.
  
  

I suppose they live by the old saying that if you don't ask you don't get.