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It’s Father’s Day, a day to honor some of the special men in our lives. And, if these special men have senses of humor, then you have come to the right place. Check out some of the best quotes and messages that you can use for your greeting cards or ecards this year.
Dad, you’re my favorite person to borrow money from.
– SomeECards![Screenshot_2.png]Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.
– Melanie WhiteThe message of Mother’s Day is “Mothers are amazingly good at mothering! They deserve a special day!” Whereas the message of Father’s Day is: “We’re only doing this because we have Mother’s Day.”
– Dave BarryMy 4 year old made me a card for Father’s Day. Cheap bastard.
– Brian HopeI’d be honored to buy you a Father’s Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
– SomeECardsI tried to get my dad what he really wants for Father’s Day, but Jennifer Lawrence wouldn’t return my calls.
– Melanie WhiteFathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
– David LettermanDad, may your Father’s Day be better than your jokes.
– SomeECardsCan’t remember what’s supposed to happen if your father sees his shadow today.
– Just BillIf you ever want to torture my dad, tie him up and right in front of him, refold a map incorrectly.
– Cathy LadmanI phoned my dad to tell him I stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
– Steven PearlMy father makes money the American way. He trips over stuff and sues people.
– Dominic DierkesMaybe Darth Vader was just mad because he never got a World’s Best Dad t-shirt or coffee mug for Father’s Day.
– AshleyMy dad said I’d never amount to anything. Lucky guess.
– David CousinsA father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grown.
– Unknown
