Hope for the best Except the worst life is a play we're unrehearsed
story {joke on life}
At an art gallery , a women and her ten-year-old-child son were having tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work they finally went with mine "I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral" I said "no" said the boy "your painting 's wider so it'll cover three holes in our wall"
A female magician made her boyfriend ronn. How?
By asking for a commitment.
You can tell a girl likes you if she stares at your phone instead of her own.
Bad news: I wasted four years responding to personal ads without ever getting a call back. Good news: I finally know what “obituary” means.
guy-micheal
When you’re wondering whether she’s his daughter or his girlfriend, she’s his girlfriend.
- Pamela Druckerman
There is someone out there for everyone. Unfortunately, statistically speaking, based on the numbers, yours is probably in India or China.
-nelson.com
What men don’t realize is how many women date just so they won’t have to cook dinner.
- Melanie White