Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
A football player, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim are in a car, whose driving?
The Police Officer.
Female Police Officer: "Anything you say can or will be held against you."
Me: "Tits."
Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Why was the police officer sleeping on the job?
He was under cover.
What do you call a police officer in a sleeping bag?
Pig in a blanket
Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/policejokes.html
By Whyatt