Thanks :). Glad to know that other minnows have had the same observations. I tagged it as funny so that people didn't think I was actually being serious on account of so many truths being mixed in with the sarcasm.

If Steemit were a social experiment, I think one conclusion that could be reached is that some people have an inherent need to govern others. I'm honestly amazed at how quickly a utopian idea can becaome dystopian in practice.