A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter.
The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.
"Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer", says the bartender.
"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one," the weasel questions.
"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age."
"Fine. Well what other things do you have?"
"Well for non-alcoholics I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?"