So many people mow like everyone else.

Back and forth and back and forth and back and forth!

Assholes!

Do you want more time to sit back and drink beer? If the answer is yes, maybe or sometimes, listen up!

Look at this nice diagram of your lawn.

I even added dandelions so you feel more at home.

First!

Go around the edge one time.Like this!Good job!

Next!

Go to the middle!"?"Don't ask questions! Just do it!Mow a nice little circle there in the middle!Like this!Good Job!

Now!

Simply spiral out to the edges.Watch how fast your circle grows!No need to do 100 pointless turns!Those waste energy and valuable beer drinking time!Tidy up the corners and it's Miller time!

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Perfect for all mowers! With a zero-turn you can mow at 100 mph! With a dumb ass tractor, you can finally stop taking those long pointless turns! With a push mower, you'll barely burn a calorie!

Make your own adjustments to the new plan. Sometimes two circles is better than one!

Also, if everyone jumps on the bandwagon, it'll look like we all have crop circles in our yards when we look at Google maps!

Do It!

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