@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here again.
How do you do?
Today, I'm finally coming out of the closet.
No!
Not like that, silly!
< sarcasm >Today, rather than depending on my loyal followers to push me to the top all while telling me how great I am at the same time, I'm just going to say to hell with them! I don't need them! < /sarcasm >
There's a Better Way!
All I have to do is buy my success! Genius!
It's just like that time I bought a bowling trophy at a garage sale. I took it home, polished it up nice, put it on the mantle...
Boomshakalaka!
Me! The best bowler in the world!
...and I can't even lift a bowling ball! Tee-hee! Shhh! That's our secret!
It's just like that but different.
Anyway
The point I'm trying to make is this:
It's a dog! I named him spot!
I worked all day and night on that. All great artists like me never sleep!
Now all I have to do is purchase my votes! I'll spend a ridiculous amount of money and this will shoot straight to the top...
Where I Belong!
Then tonight, when we're all enjoying our new year festivities, I'll show my friends how frickin' awesome I am!
Happy New Year!
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