At this rate, This Man may be forced to hit up the pawn shop to help make ends meet.
One Confused This Man
Hello to my many Thismaniacs reading worldwide and a special shout out to the billions who have no clue This Man exists. Thismania may be dead, but the This Man lives on!
This Man can't even afford to purchase a donut crumb from the guy behind the dumpster at this rate though. Damn. This Man is tempted to save the good material for a later date. These payouts seem weak! This Man finds more pennies on the ground while walking around looking for quarters! This Man looks forward to the day these issues get sorted out and This Man still has faith in the platform so those days should be soon.
It Reeks of That Guy in Here
I can smell him! It's a combination of bacon, crackhead, sweaty high school janitor guy and a hint of post-puked-in taxi cab. It burns These Nostrils worse than the hot sauce This Man used to snort in front of people at the bus stop in the hopes of earning bus tickets and/or smokes.
Maybe you are new to this blog and can't seem to figure out just what the hell is going on here. This Man can explain. You see, This Man has a history. This Man was once a bright up-and-coming star in this world we call The Blogosphere. Well, maybe you don't call it that, but This Man does. This Man thinks it sounds cool. Whoever coined that phrase deserves the day off with pay.
This Man gets sidetracked far too often. It turns out the foul odor was a simple dog fart. I can tell by the look on his face. Now, what was This Man talking about...
Oh Yeah!
This Man is no B-lister. Nobody likes those, especially when it comes time to burst out.
Alright, that makes it official. This Man truly has no clue what This Man is talking about. This Man is simply pressing keys on a keyboard and by some miracle, words appear.
Let's Recap, Shall We?
This Man's antics will now be listed in order of appearance. Call it a table of contents. This will provide you with the answers to your questions as well as entertain you along the way. You will see more of This Man in the future, along with the return of payouts worth bragging about, if you know what This Man means.
Here you'll find out just how This Man came to be and if you go in order you'll also notice how a story line develops.
- I Really Need to Get This Off My Chest
- This Man: Steemit's Newest Superhero Will Now Address the Masses
- Presenting! This Man's Morning Wood
- This Man Knows What To Do: Charts!!!!!
- And Now it's Time For: This Man's Moments
- Top Ten Reasons Why I Will Not Be Writing an Article Today
- Top Ten Reasons Why I Will Not Be Writing an Article Today (Part Two)
- A This Man New Year's Moment
- This Man Has Escaped!
- A This Man Moment: The Hockey Days
- Whiners: Stop Harming This Man's Brand
- A This Man Moment: The Drunk Tank
- Today This Man Learned: A Fancy New Way to Beatbox
So There We Have It
This Man was forced to leave out a couple of these This Man Appearances due to the fact sometimes This Man goes a little overboard. This Man has no idea what This Man was thinking at the time but This Man can only see in front of This Man and never looks back. Some things just sounded better in This Man's head. This Man is sure many of you can relate. A few cameo appearances were also left out of the list.
In total, so far This Man has "drained" the reward pool in the amount of a whopping $120. It took This Man many months to earn that and a lot of hard work. This Man won't be able to carry on if the next thirteen appearances earn a total of $1.20. This Man remembers a time when some lucky members would earn $120 per post. This Man can only dream.
This Man Has Been M.I.A.
For an entire month, This Man was silent. This Man sees the changes around here and will not be distracted by piss poor payouts. This Man was hoping to pick up where This Man left off. This Man has noticed the Thismaniacs still have This Man's back. That's enough to keep This Man around. This Man would be full of shit though if This Man said the money isn't important.
Worried? No. This Man doesn't worry. Worry is just a fancy thing people do when they assume they can predict the future. This Man knows This Man can't predict the future, for if This Man could, This Man would say to hell with this and buy winning lottery tickets instead.
After being gone for so long, upon return, This Man noticed a change. This Man was shaken, but not stirred. This Man just hopes there's still a place for This Form of entertainment here. This Man had plans and many stories to share as well. This Man is wondering if you folks think it would be a good idea to maybe hold back with the good stuff for awhile until things pick up, or just fucking go for it and see what happens?
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