Headlines are important, unless you're me.

This line is also important, unless you're me.

A Good Name for This Art

I Have No Idea What I'm About To Say

^{I'm just writing this because it looks professional.}

"I can't believe it's almost April."

I heard someone say that today.

A rush of someone's stupidity entered my mind like an instance of writer's block during a simile. I said nothing. She wasn't speaking to me anyway.

It's not normal to say something like, "Well what the fuck, lady? Did you think it was going to be March for the rest of your life?"

It's tempting though. One of these days I'm going to snap.

Small Talk is Okay

^{I guess.}

Them: "Sure is sunny out today!"

Me in my mind: "Wow! You noticed the Sun, did you? Well that sure is something. How about that local sports team? I saw them playing with their balls again. What do you think about that?"

Me out loud: "Yup. Sunny days are nice."

It Happens at the Drive-thru.

^{Bite your tongue or they will spit in your food.}

Them: "Would you like fries with that?"

Me in my mind: "Did I say fries or did I say two burgers and a coffee! Stop wasting my time!"

Me out loud: "No thanks."

Sometimes they ask me if I'm sure. My eyelids twitch when that happens, I think. Something feels weird on my face so I assume it's my eyelids twitching. "No! I'm not sure! So I'm going to sit here for ten minutes and think about it, okay!"

It Happens at The Store

^{"Is that all for you today?"}

Me in my mind: "No." Now I'll just stand here and say nothing while you give me a blank stare for as long as it takes to get through this moment. I got all day.

Me out loud: "That's it."

Them: "Have a good day, sir."

Me in my mind: "Fuck you."

Me out loud: "You too."

Everywhere I Go

^{I'm surrounded by what seem like robots.}

Then I got to thinking just now.

Robots here: "Nice post! I love you long time follow follow 100%!"

Many of us don't mind telling those small talking robots to lick our balls or vaginas.

The robot never responds.

Hmm

^{I wonder.}

I might test this out on the streets just to see what happens. What if these people really are robots?

Aren't smart people like Elon Musk trying to figure out if we're living inside of a simulation or not? The only way to really find out is to push the limits of the programming, right?

What if their heads pop?

Will I have to clean that up?

Will I go to jail for murder, or just pay a fine?

Too many questions. Not enough answers.

I better go think about this more.

Have a nice day.

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