Slow Demanding Customers

You arrive at the receiver, they ask you to wait.

And so you wait...

Not one, but two hours.

And they've barely begun to unload you.

Then to add insult to injury, they put a lock on the airline to the trailer so you can't move, and then they ask for your truck key 😲

It's fucking winter am I supposed to freeze or something? No heater without electricity, and no electricity without a key in the ignition.

Why would I even trust some forklift driver at a factory in upstate New York with my keys?

Fuck you, I'm an anarchist so I ain't giving you my truck key.

So I gave them my car keys instead.

And I didn't chock the wheels like they asked either. 😋

_{Ain't gettin' my hands dirty for a customer that gives me trouble.}

Yeah... that'll show 'em!