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Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 3. Permit me to assert that you all had a splendid weekend like I did. It rained here in Lagos, Nigeria, so the weather left me cold and lonely on my bed. Didn't have girls over for the weekend even though it was my birthday. Okay now that I have successfully exposed myself, let's dash to key words of the week to know who or what made the cut.

Key Words For This Week

Key words for this week are:

• mis-mimed
• trump
• well-wishers
• twerk
• felicia
• scavenger
• suicide
  Yet again, Trump has found his way to this week's punliteration. Do you think he'll stop anytime soon?

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  Let's Go!

  • My misbehaving mother,
    Mrs. Mojisola Martinz and malicious
    Michelle McCool mischievously
    mis-mimed Madona’s material
    girl last MONDAY.
  • Trump tirelessly talked Tim, a
    toddler, into trekking to
    Tennessee to take tetanus
    toxoid on TUESDAY.
  • Willingly wishing Weekly PunLiteration
    well-wishers a weakless and weedfree
    wealthy WEDNESDAY.
  • Taliatu thanked Timothy’s teammate for
    teaching the thirteen Turkish teenage
    transgenders how to twerk on THURSDAY.
  • Felicia uses her fine face
    for fencing her fake feelings for
    foolish Festus every FRIDAY.
  • Selena Sanders the scavenger,
    salvaged sixty six sausages
    from Samantha the Scottish street
    sweeper on SATURDAY.
  • Some sincere sinners sang songs
    of praise sonorously on Saturday,
    but surprisingly committed suicide after
    service on SUNDAY

  Laughter Quote Of The Week

  An optimist laughs to forget;
  a pessimist forgets to laugh. — Tom Nansbury

  So if you didn't laugh, just scroll up and read it again.
  Or let's just agree you now know who you are.😆

  Disclaimer

  I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

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