Disclaimer: The nationalities in these jokes are the nationalities that were used when I was told the joke. It may be offensive to some but I will not change or take out the nationality to make you feel safe or save you from being offended. If you are triggered by jokes from a different time with a sometimes unkind or insulting to some content, then please stop reading now. You cannot change history and should not forget that some of the things that were said in the past were unfiltered by a politically correct society. For better or worse.
So you're at a paranormalist convention and a guest speaker is on the stage. There are 1500 people in the audience. The speaker asks the audience "Will all the people here who believe in ghosts please stand up? The whole audience stands up in front of him.
"Excellent," he says. "And how many people here have seen a ghost?" About half of the audience sits down. "So that looks like about half of you. Good, good."
"So tell me then. How many of you have talked to a ghost?" And again, about half of them sit down, leaving about 25% of the people standing. "Very interesting. That's quite a few."
"'Now then. How many of you have touched a ghost? He sees that most of the audience is now sitting. There are maybe 15 people still standing and the speaker is very impressed.
"Well, that is quite amazing. Of you 15 people that have touched a ghost, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?" Now there is only one man standing. The speaker is intrigued.
"And you sir. Can you tell us what it is like to have sex with a ghost?"
The man clears his throat and in a confused voice says "GHOST! I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOAT!"
