The year is 2018. The time is.. unsure, the crew has broken the clock.
Listed below are updates on happenings and mission plans for The U.S.S. Minnowprize! Stay tuned, we are going to have some amazing things coming to the blockchain!
The mission for a floofy blanket made with love for The Captain progresses.
It doesn't look like much but..
There have been minor upsets and distractions. The crew getting drunk and rowdy tends to effect stitching times. Especially when the co-pilot, herself, is drunk and rowdy. And armed with pointed sticks.
An away mission has been scheduled!
The crew is set to embark within the next couple weeks to a remote location!
Mission details:
- Locate and record local fauna and flora.
- Blend in with the natives while collecting beautiful imagery from high above the clouds in 4k footage.
- Taste and log in detail all delicious items from available establishments.
- Submerge in various bodies of water, both man-made and natural.
- Collect underwater footage.
- Sample alcoholic beverages. (For quality control purposes)
- Avoid over exposure to harsh terrain by retreating to climate controlled cabin as needed.
A tiny little friend has been acquired!
The co-pilot grows increasingly nervous about the prospect of flying the more expensive and trickier drones in the Minnowprize arsenal.
Therefore, a small, fast, agile drone was purchased for her to practice basic manuevers with.
It has crashed three times.
This is not overall surprising. However, the things she crashed INTO were very surprised.
A system upgrade is in progress!
Wires.
Wires and components err'where.
The Captain's cruiser has been in desperate need of a new engine. The parts have finally arrived.
For some reason, be it foolishness or heroic fearlessness, he has decided that the co-pilot will do the majority of the installation as a learning exercise.
Errors shall be met with an immediate death penalty under reasons of treason, endangerment of crew members and mission security.
Dear god...
Where does this wire go? What is it for?
I think I bent something...
Can percussive maintenance be used?
timid hammering sounds
incoherent sobbing
swearing
more sobbing
End transmission
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