Bud: My anchovy-tasting club and I have decided to retrace the magi’s path across the Holy Land this year.
Me: Anchovy-tasting club.
Bud: We were watching ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ while tasting the latest salty delicacies and thought “What a perfect seasonal celebration!”
Me: I don’t get it.
Bud: Of course not. You’re only Human. We’re talking of things divine.
Me: I see. The Human has a question.
Bud: Yes?
Me: How did you and your friend get out of wearing those silly costumes?
Bud: We’re smarter than the average canine.