Me: Have you ever tried a pickled cucumber?

Uhh, yeah.

They are called pickles.......

(quietly to myself) Dammit........

Okay fine.

......???......

Were you trying to trick me or something?

... ... ... ... ...

Yes.

Well, I'm not an idiot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

........5 minutes later.

Wife: Have you ever tried a sundried grape.

Hmm, I dont think so, no.

Are they good?

... ... ... ... ... ...

Me: ... ... ... oh... ... ...

Dammit!